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[21 Aug 2005|12:04pm] |
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ween - baby bitch |
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| whoa |
[16 Aug 2005|04:01am] |
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bill ricchini - angela |
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TONIGHT WAS POWER HOUR.
Dan, Laura, and I ended up spooning on his bed. Power hour brings people together!
( Drunken conversation with co-worker) )
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[13 Aug 2005|10:11am] |
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ween - gabrielle |
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Success! I have bought the tickets.
So it's settled...
Ween
House of Blues Atlantic City
Atlantic City, NJ
10/26/05 - 7:00 PM
This is really exciting, you guys!
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| MMM BERRIES |
[12 Aug 2005|03:09pm] |
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I made friends with a Ween song today.
Gabrielle, Oh Gabrielle.
I don't know why I'm getting so attached to it now. I didn't really notice it when I listened to the C&C demos. I guess it's 'cause this new version is so CRISP AND DELICIOUS.
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| WEEEEEEEENNNNAAAAAAHHHHH |
[04 Aug 2005|10:31am] |
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sigor rós - staralfur |
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I'M BUYING MOTHER FUCKIN' WEEN TICKETS TODAY, FUCKERS.
AHH!!!
AHH!!
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| A few things to update y'all. |
[03 Aug 2005|10:01am] |
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-I NEED TO LEARN WHERE TO BUY SUFJAN STEVENS TICKETS. HELP ME.
-Adam Fox (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) rain_dog_83) sent me a copy of "It's Pat!" in the mail for no reason. Wait, scratch that. For the reason that he is awesome.
-I'm having some scheduling problems. Both of my jobs scheduled me for the exact same hours this week and my manager at Cici's is really cute and sweet and I don't have the nerve to quit.
-I've been having more civilized conversations with Craig that aren't in text message form.
-I only have one more weekend of the drug study left. Yeeeaaay.
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| The Parable of the Truck Not Hitting |
[29 Jul 2005|01:49am] |
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BryanMinnich: hey
AttractiveCousin: hey
BryanMinnich: whats with the toilet seat up thing?
BryanMinnich: WOMEN
AttractiveCousin: well when a girl goes to sit down if the seat is up SHE COULD FALL IN AND BE LOST FOREVER
BryanMinnich: see but cant they look at the toilet?
AttractiveCousin: yeah but sometimes you forget!
BryanMinnich: looking is not something you have to remember to do
BryanMinnich: sometimes i forget to not get hit by a truck
BryanMinnich: but i look and see one so i am safe
BryanMinnich: dont you see how i have just given you The Parable of the Truck Not Hitting just like jesus would do?
BryanMinnich: go and tell the rest of your gender
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| poke my brains out |
[26 Jul 2005|11:28pm] |
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1. Copy and paste your friends list.
2. If you've friended multiple journals by the same person, delete all but the "main" one.
3. Bold the name of everyone you know or have met in "real life."
4. Italicize the name of everyone you've spoken to on the phone.
5. Underline the name of everyone you've chatted with online.
6. [Bracket] people you've known, online or off, for more than five years.
7. Turn family members red
8. Pass it on.
Make meh!
4k1v4, [ace0fstars], [amysnates], [baronvonsheena], beatnikonvespa, bollybollycorgn, [brian_craig0], brittany, cherrybombx, claudeschafer, dakota, dashi, deronde, [drfunmd], [floatingmermaid], freakyme, [i_fling_spam], jacksonmang, [jemfan], [jmuse], jnshk, joelp, jujubaba, [justinpk513], lelicat86, mad_brandon, [mairinoodle], mannes, melissascott, mere_bagatelle, [miss_mystery], nandalira, [nate_teh_gr8], ohmyhindu, oneononetherapy, pituala, [propterhoc], [rabidtoaster], rain_dog_83, [rainbowlishious], shejustlaughs, simplejonny, skidmarksteve, soggyroach, specbebop, squirrelpn, starscreamxi, sunnyevermore, theassclown, themegan37, [tigerlilly04], tkryaninko, wierdboy360, wvuaaron, wwconando, yellowbarber, zanity
I didn't do this right. It's too hard to fix now.
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| doodie |
[26 Jul 2005|10:51am] |
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Yesterday was my first real day of work at both Auntie Anne's and Cici's pizza. I had just gotten out of the weekend long drug study that morning at 8 AM so it was a pretty busy day.
I absolutely love my managers at Auntie Anne's. I really like that job. It's easy and fun. I have no idea how to make a pretzel.
Cici's was decent too. I feel kind of bad about that one. Nick's brother got me the job. It took so long for them to actually call and give me an interview and by that time Auntie Anne's had already hired me. I think they wanted me partly because I had such a flexible schedule. I'm definitely going to have to quit one before school starts though and I definitely told both Auntie Anne's and Cici's that I was going to quit the other job and stick with them. I really hope I don't piss everyone off by having them work around my schedule.
I think I like Auntie Anne's better. I'm not sure yet. At least their floor isn't covered in a thick layer of grease. I'm really worried about that. As Josh Mullins suggested, I should get some golf cleats so I can really dig in. Otherwise I'm going to slide right into that huge pizza oven they have. It's going to be a mess. Blood and tits everywhere.
My arms are fucking sore. They had two different nurses stab me four times to get the heplock in. Then after they took the heplock out for the last few blood draws they had to poke me twice almost every time to find a decent vein. I am not afraid of needles at all, but the last few times I was about to cry. They were poking into already bruised up areas of my arm. It got really sore when I was at Cici's pressing dough. Then last night after my 8 PM draw I put my arm out to open my door and blood started gushing down my arm. Fucking ridiculous.
Also, it's a blast explaining to your new employer that no, you don't have a drug problem. You're poor and doing a drug study. Oh yeah, that's another thing both jobs are going to have to work around on the next two weekends. My managers are going to hate me.
Oh yes, a big HELLO to Melissa who apparantly lives at the mall like I do and who also apparently is a regular reader. Silly girl.
Fortunately, it was unable to walk.
hehehe
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| where's my this? |
[22 Jul 2005|07:21pm] |
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I was looking for this and I came across this:
You will be sucked dry by a leech. I'd stay away
from swimming holes, and stick to good old
cement. Even if it does hurt like hell when
your toe scrapes the bottom.
What horrible Edward Gorey Death will you die?
brought to you by Quizilla
The first this is The Beastly Baby and it's probably my favorite Edward Gorey story. The Object Lesson is really good too. And so is The Glorious Nosebleed. Uh-oh. I think I like um all.
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| tits is a good word |
[22 Jul 2005|01:42pm] |
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AttractiveCousin: today my mom's car broke and it wasn't my fault
d r f u n m d: did it explode
AttractiveCousin: they wanted to work on it and i said "a okay" and then my mom made them stop because they wanted like five hundred bucks
d r f u n m d: was there blood everywhere
AttractiveCousin: yes something did
AttractiveCousin: yes
AttractiveCousin: and tits
d r f u n m d: blood and tits everywhere
Hey Shenoy, don't get your tits in a tangle just cause I'm quoting you.
SO LAST NIGHT I LOST MY PHONE IN A DRUNKEN STUPOR SO IF YOU FIND IT PLEASE RETURN THAT THING TO 121 and 1/2 MARYLAND STREET THAT'S WHERE I LIVE I NEED THAT SHIT BACK.
*UPDATE*
I found it. Somehow it made it back to the charger where it belonged. Yeah. I have no idea. My shoes where half on the porch and in the yard (that's one on the porch and one in the yard if you don't feel like doing the math yourself). The camera was in the pantry. I apparently got the idea that the contents of my purse needed to be thrown about my room. Graham crackers were all over the floor. But my phone ended up on the charger. The ringer wasn't on for some reason though. I'm sure it made perfect sense to drunk Amber.
Last night was hilarous! LOL hilarious, even.
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| king shit of fuck mountain |
[10 Jul 2005|02:06pm] |
And now it's time for Swear to God, with the Reverend Winton Dupree.
I have a question, and I know you all have it, too. What is up Satan's ass?! All he wants to do is fuck us up, the dick-licker! Now the Lord said, "I am the light of the world." Now, He could as easily have said, "I am King Shit of Fuck Mountain. Why would you fuck with me?!"
Now, I'll tell you what. I am the only preacher with the fuckin' balls, and you know this, you all know this, to say, "Satan I damn thee! You goddamn motherfuckin,' shit-eatin,' cock-suckin,' son of a B!" Can I get a fuckin' A?
Fuckin' A!
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| a big bumblebee kicked my ass |
[07 Jul 2005|03:37am] |
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the arcade fire |
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I think I'm about to do something that's going to piss a lot of people off. Muahaha.
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| i have epileprosy |
[28 Jun 2005|09:33pm] |
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Chara introduced me to my new favorite place on Earth. It beat out Cooper's Rock just by a little bit. It's the backwaters at Cheat Lake and it's beeeeautiful there. It's like Cooper's Rock only with water really close by as opposed to thousands of feet down into the bottom of a ravine. And let's face it, water makes any location better. Who's with me? Mairin... I'm lookin' your way, you little doggy-paddler you.
There was a lovely waterfall so we climbed to the top of it. Then there was another one behind that one and we hiked over it and found ANOTHER ONE. By the end of our little outing we were just like "GOD DAMMIT NOT ANOTHER FUCKING WATERFALL. JESUS CHRIST." Really. Okay, not really.
Then when I came home I was exhausted from spending hours in the sun so I just crawled into bed and slept for way too long. Then Allie called to remind me that they were watching porn in her Women in Films class and I went because they were going to watch porn on the big screens and that, my friends, is awesome. I was bummed to find out that the porn-viewing had been canceled because they were apparently behind schedule and had to watch a horror movie instead. Weak sauce.
I'll be damned if I didn't completely forget to eat today. It just never crossed my mind because I was pretty occupied with entertaining things like swimming and climbing on slippery rocks and coming home and sleeping for four hours and then going to not watch porn in a class I'm not even in.
I want today to be over so I can go walk around on the rail trail. I love that damn thing. I put on my headphones and walk for hours and hours. It's lovely and I get a tan.
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[26 Jun 2005|05:48pm] |
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Grumble grumble.
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| So here it is... |
[24 Jun 2005|01:54am] |
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brian jonestown massacre - who? |
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Thoughts?
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| I wanted a puzzle with pieces missing |
[22 Jun 2005|03:49am] |
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Chara gave me a fuck ton of buttons today. One of them has a kitten on it and one of them is shaped like Santa and one of them has a tiny little smiling doctor with a stethoscope on it. They're pretty great and I'm going to sew them onto everything I own. I <3 Chara Lemley
I finally saw the rockumentary "Dig!". It was interesting. It's fun to watch people completely self-destruct and it had some pretty great music in it too. I liked it. I really wonder who had the foresight to follow those guys around with a camera for every important event that took place over a seven year period.
I went to Goodwill today by myself and I got four shirts and a sheriff hat.
I think I need one of these. I'd have to get another Pee-wee Herman though so they could hang out. They'd get along famously I'm sure.
You know what, while you're at it... go to Cat Town and read some episodes.
Okay I'm going to STOP. As is signified by the above picture.
I can't sleep.
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| Another episode of Woo or Boo! |
[20 Jun 2005|09:42pm] |
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my bloody valentine - what you want |
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WOO!
-I think I maaaay have a job at this one place soon.
-Uhm. I may or may not have a pierced nose now.
-If I do, I definitely got a killer deal because I've got connections (HJs)
-I made out with hot blonde freckled guy.
-I'm eating healthy.
-Chara and I went to Cooper's Rock and it was incredibly beautiful.
-We're planning a picnic there soon.
-I'm seeing Ben Folds for the third time with my most favorite Mairin in the whole wide world.
-Another awesome theme party this weekend. It looks as though Emily beat me to the new wave party theme. I guess it's way trendy by now. I just really like crimping my hair.
-My downstairs neighbor kicks untold amounts of ass.
-It's West Virginia's birthday! Happy motherfuckin' birthday, WV!!
BOO!
-I'm quickly running out of money. Rent is due soon. I have yet to secure a job.
-My mom hates pierced noses.
-This apartment needs so much more work.
-Laura busted her something (You know... the knee bone's connected to the SOMETHING... the something's connected to the RED THING... the red thing's connected to my WRIST WATCH--UH OH!) She had to go to the emergency room today.
-I miss that !@!%#^$% person. Yep. Still. I'm obsessed, really!
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| AMBER IS PERPETUALLY A DAY LATE AND A DOLLAR SHORT. |
[20 Jun 2005|12:56pm] |
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Mel and I attended theme party at her sister's house Saturday night. I finally thought of a sweet costume idea two days too late for us. The theme was "Dress as your favorite Saturday Night Live character" and I wanted to be Roseanne Rosannadanna but I can't do the impresson well at all and my hair is definitely not nappy enough. Not to mention it didn't take care of the costume-less Melissa problem. So I decided we should have been Wayne and Garth. It would have involved wearing old t-shirts and ripping holes in our jeans and we wouldn't need wigs because I have long brown hair and she has long blonde hair. Wow, you guys. I suck.
I have more to write but I'm going to be lazy and stop now.
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